I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. But you can stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
-Brandon Tikalsky
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
-Jules Renard
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Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one
-Dr. House
When the big fish fight the shrimps must lie low
-Creole Proverb
A woman's best weapons are her tears
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99% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a building. Copy this onto your profile if your one of the 1% shouting "JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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